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Your hair is loading... it's almost there. Probably.

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Initializing follicle subsystem...
💡 Fun fact: The average person spends 2 hours a year waiting for their hair to do something.
🤡 Meanwhile on your head: "Just one more week" said every hair promise ever.
🔄 You're not going bald, you're just updating to a newer firmware.
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